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by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon
by tbrosen March 02, 2019
If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.
by Mrs. humpalot March 26, 2023
by Survivor Bob June 18, 2012
My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.
by thegame September 15, 2020