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Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.
Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency
by Ms.she. November 4, 2018
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Colonisphere

The approximately hemispherical region above the ground that forms around a person after they pass gas.

Pronounced Co-Lahn-iss-fear
"Hey, want some more broccoli?"
:Pffffft:
"Uh, no. That's okay. I'm trying to stay out of your colonisphere."
"Yeah, sorry about that."
by Sarginitial January 15, 2019
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coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
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colonizee

A person, especially an African who has been colonized and played the role of house slave to European imperialists.
she was a colonizee
by readyforthemoon55 September 19, 2019
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Coloniser

Someone who tries to homewreck a relationship with knowledge that that relationship exists
I heard Alice tried to colonise Chad and Stacy’s relationship
“Alice is such a Coloniser
by Sik_As_Frick_Booi November 22, 2019
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Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”
Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression
by arvinator March 18, 2020
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Coronicle

Coronichle: noun, a Coronicle is an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown.
John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog.

me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..
by MikeSoussan April 7, 2020
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