Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

by Border January 10, 2019

Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.

‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

pocky cock

coating the penis in chocolate to make it more like pocky

Girl: "I wanted him to give me pocky cock last night, but he didn't want to risk burning himself."

by Omar Churchill March 17, 2011

Flaming Cock Shot

The Flaming Cock Shot is doing the same thing as the Statue of Liberty shot, but with your penis. You dunk your penis into the shot glass of Rumpleminze, have someone light it on fire, take the shot, and have your friend blow out the flames. This is the most badass shot a man can do and is a sure party favorite.

Girl 1: "Wow, did you see that guy light his penis on fire while his buddy blew out the flames? that was badass!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, those guys just did a Flaming Cock Shot, that was awesome!"

by Hunter McSpermy November 18, 2013

post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.

I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome

by RamRamee August 18, 2018

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019