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chocho

Chocho refers to the act of dating, or the person you are interested in that you are currently dating. Chochos usually get upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0, unless the guy finds out she's psycho/unfit for a normal, humane relationship. Chocho is strictly a term used for the female human species.

Chocho is an affectionate term that represents some kindled interest in the woman a man is dating. A man does not refer to his Chocho as his Chocho in front of her too early on in the dating game. A Chocho can only be referred to as Chocho in her presence when he is sure she will be upgraded to GF 1.0. Telling a woman she's your Chocho on the first date just makes you sound like you want some sexytime, and that is not going to happen.
Girl: What's a chocho?
Guy: I'll tell you next week.

Guy: Baby, you're my chocho. I want to upgrade you to GF 1.0.

Friend: Dude, I don't mean to crash in on your chocho (i.e. date) with her, but could you lend me some cash?
by JackBeanstalk March 7, 2011
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Coche Bomb

A drink similar to an Irish Car Bomb, made by taking a pint of Corona and dropping in a shot of tequila and Captain Morgans.
The inventor of the "coche bomb" needs to spend eternity getting ass raped by Satan.
by Coche Bomb King February 19, 2008
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chochona

unlike chochito, chochona denotes a female's vagina which is big in size.
pussycuntchochitovaginaboxchochona
by seizer July 11, 2010
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cochise

A p'd off Apache chief who led the revelution against the U.S. cavalry in the south west. Also a rock song by the band Audioslave.
That thing, like that song on the radio thingy, Audioslave.
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cockholster

To commit treason by colluding with a foreign enemy while at the same time appearing to curry favor with that same entity in the public space.
It’s clear now that Donald Trump totally cockholstered Vladimir Putin to get help winning the election.
by ScottyCompton May 9, 2017
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cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap
You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.
by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
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chicken-shit cockhole

Another way of saying YouTube hater expressed by Jonathan Coulton on his blog, referring to the people who were verbally attacking a woman who made a fan video of Still Alive.
Jonathan Coulton "Where’s your thing that you made and put online for everyone to see, you chicken-shit cockhole"?
by snow drift January 11, 2009
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