The Winter Coat Theory 

Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.

After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).

The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.

Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.

The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.

The Winter Coat Theory by ObadiahWAR July 13, 2009

Beer Coat 

The invisible yet highly effective coat you wear when walking home after a night on the piss when you cant feel the cold

Beer Coat by Belal August 8, 2003

Michigan Duffle Coat 

The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.

It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.

Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."

Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"

Michigan Duffle Coat by Steakface November 22, 2009

the ball is in your coat

A misrepresentation of the term The ball is in your court, as said by our fine Japanese colleagues. Its just funny to think of an actual ball being in your coat.

Employee # 1: Have you been working on the Johnson file?

Employee # 2: No, I'm waiting for information from their end. The ball is in their coat.

the ball is in your coat by Youthful Wisdom August 30, 2005

pull my coat 

To let someone in on a secret. To tell someone something about someone else.

He tried to pull my coat about how my girlfriend cheating on me.

pull my coat by Akima May 23, 2008

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.

She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

Too many turns of the coat hanger by deeknight August 18, 2009

bro coat 

a heavy coat or jacket, usually by a reputable skiing or snowboarding brand, which is worn indoors in a building that is clearly of a warm enough temperature, for the sole purpose of letting people know you are a bro.

guy 1: its like 70 degrees in here, why is he wearing his jacket?

guy 2: hes just showing of his bro coat with his bro friends, bro

guy 1: what a bro.

bro coat by tmob December 13, 2010