coal creek Colorado

redneck town where every one drives trucks or old cars the water fall best place to chill great place for old rednecks with no life or job

coal creek colorado is like many other redneck town mom and paps only store for miles

by crazy redneck kid February 26, 2011

black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.

Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.

by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018

Virginian Coal Miner

To be a virgin; To be pure of something. Or to be an actual virginian coal miner(which is most likely to be a virgin).

Man, that too good of a church boy peter is such a virginian coal miner.

That skeezy ho lorrie is not a virginian coal miner

Nathan Wayne Harris = Virginian Coal Miner

by PLN November 2, 2008

Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark

"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"

by T19 April 21, 2009

coal ridge middle school

a school in Firestone Colorado don't go here the principle is ass and all the kids are weird

oh ya? that shitty school Coal Ridge Middle School? yeah fuck that place

by mr blicky May 2, 2023

New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.

by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008