Clumsylingus

What Don Knotts would do if he were going down on you - awkward, uncoordinated oral sex performed on a woman.

The good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. The bad news is... he performed clumsylingus. I think he spilled a drink in me too. Unbelievable.

by CM_Schwartzy April 30, 2011

Crumps

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

by Lizzyyyyyyyyyyy August 13, 2008

Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009

Chumpster

A drunk chatter who brags about all the things "he owns" but actually lives out of a dumpster.

"The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."

by monito December 5, 2009

Clump Dump

A really really huge dump.

Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...

by chengshan July 7, 2010

chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.

"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."

by Marty March 9, 2005

alaskan fire clump

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:

taco bell employee: what can i get for you?

customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries

employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!

by taco burritooo October 16, 2010