flesh cudgel

See Master Class Totem Pole.

Should you break the law, I shall unzip and break YOU with my flesh cudgel.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

Clunge-Circus

Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio

"You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus"

by agrajag_undefined June 10, 2009

Clungeplunger

Instrument with which to plunge clunge.

Don't make me slap you with my clungeplunger!

by Hoiky McDoyle September 3, 2009

Clunge

A vagina that is smelly or repulsive in nature, such as one infected with blue waffle or another STI of that sort.

Also used similarly to "cunt" when in reference to conversation with friends.

"Hey clunge!"

"Oh gross, you can smell that chicks clunge from here!"

by cold weiner October 18, 2011

Clunge-Grunge

Mopy, emotional Indie or rock music for girls e.g. Train or Death Cab For Cutie

My girlfriend was in a bad mood so she curled up on the couch and listened to some Clunge-Grunge.

by Shaun W November 9, 2014

Cudgel

Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"

So basically any dude with a huge truck.

Girl 1: "How was it??"
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."

"That douche bag is a major cudgel."

by Jude Love October 24, 2017

Clunge

A composition of the two words cringe and minge. Used to describe something incredibly cringe or incredibly good.

“That is the clungest thing I’ve ever hear mate”

by Blad Bertmati May 31, 2020