Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
mugGet the Choking the squirrelmug.

Choke the yoke

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.
I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.
by The real John June 2, 2018
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Slam Choke

The act of slamming ones penis down someones throat to make them choke!
The pornstar was dissapointed as she was slam choked to shut her mouth.
by 321rocketman October 21, 2010
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Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them
Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax
by Thesexpert April 3, 2014
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choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.
Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!
by Da choka March 4, 2007
mugGet the choke the boamug.

choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation
The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.
by Too chaos September 29, 2017
mugGet the choke jerkmug.

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1
Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital
by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017
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