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cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006
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Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.
2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"
by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006
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Chundy

Asserting your dominance on a household by taking a huge shit in the toilet and only half flushing it.
Jesus Christ, someone pulled a chundy in the toilet and I'm feeling pretty vulnerable.

Wow the guys in my halls are pretty big, I may have to pull a chundy.
by SandhurtHoods October 14, 2013
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Dick Cheney

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.
If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)
by Libertarian man August 25, 2005
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Cheney

A tight-lipped, angry little asshole.
Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"

Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
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Cheney

Hey, it's his fault she broke things off. Maybe if he wasn't such a Cheney to her, she'd still be with him.
by Russell Dingus February 2, 2009
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Ram Cheddy

Tier 2 Hero & Golden kela Award Winner And Actor Who Have Only 4 Fans Without Dad And Babai Fans 0 Fan Base Hero
Ram Cheddy is a 0 Fan Base Hero
by Fake Star Mahesh Babu December 23, 2019
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