chauvanist

Despite contrary belief about pigs and assholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants

"MaRC, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. You have to admit that..." - Incompetent FOX NEWS reporter

"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist

by ZUES THE GOD March 12, 2014

CHARVA

British slang for fuck

your a charver

*stubs toe* CHARVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the dude of awesomeness November 21, 2010

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

charva

Charva: Male charvas are loud annoying youths who hang around on streey corners smoking lambert and buttlers and drinking the cheepest cider they can get there hands on. however this is often a problem as they are always unwilling to pull there hands from out of there underwere or take them off the girlfriends arse. For some reason they feel the need to continuosly spit directly bettween there shoes and it is a wonder that there fake rockport shoes are not permanantly cacked in spit. They were clothes that are hidious and that they like to think are expensive but are actually cheep nock offs bought from market stalls in spain were there mother has taken her new boyfriend on a holiday. they like to were there nock off burburry hats at a ridiculasly high angle on there heads and for some rreason as yet not known gel there hair before they put there hats on. The girls i can only assume, get a coke can and spray there fringe around the can using enouf hair spray to put quite a large hole in the o-zone layer. They also always look oringe from using too much foundation. They were alot of white and like skin tite trousers. they always are seen hanging on to some idiot boyfriend and is usualy pregnant or seen pushing pushchairs around town. When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths. After carefull thought and analysis i decided that the closest thing that charvas can be described as being like are blackbirds and pigeons. And this is only because both the birds and charvas seem to live off tab ends and chewing gum.

When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths.

by Malkin May 31, 2004

Chavarry

An anime character.

Did you hear Chavarry's new verse. He sounds like Freeway.

by RonReagan20202020 February 12, 2009

chava

scum, sub-human scum of the earth

i know too many to name

by duality4eva July 25, 2004

charva

They think they are the best thing since sliced bread and wear Kappa tracksuits and think they are HARD. They also wear old granda hats( stolen off old grandad ). they hate Goths or hippies entering their ' space ' and think its cool to drink until their off their head, while others just think their stupid and point and stare!

' have ya GOTH the time ?? '

by - September 15, 2003