chaunce

the act of cumming prematurely in an inopportune moment

I played the new call of duty and I chaunced EVERYWHERE

by darcarella8 January 26, 2011

Chaunce

A term written in many an AIM conversation in order to provide a transition from one topic to the next. Most often used when one conversator is boring the other to the point of lyrical suicide.

Male: So yeah, I was like WOW look at those melons. I just wanted to like touch them and or baste them with my main "member".
Female: Oh Chaunce, did you see The Iron Chef Last Night...I was wondering who took home the crown.

by Ashton Bland October 25, 2006

Munchie Chunchie Chunchie

The greatest thing to say fast. If you say it 3x fast, then your the most awesome person in the world.

Ruben: Munchie chunchie chunchie, munchie chunchie chunchie, munchie chunchie chunchie.

Jen: Wow. Your so cool.

by M.C.C. September 1, 2005

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003

chauncy

a person who takes pictures of themselves using dildoes

Hey did you hear that mike is a chauncy?

No gross.

yeah he has a collection of dildoes.

by john to the b July 3, 2007

chaunce

as a verb; the act of smoking marijuana.
or a noun; delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.

if somebody asks what you did last night, "CHAUNCE!"

while "It's chaunce o'clock" may be code to break up a fat bowl,
bong, joint, blunt, vaporizer, or brownies...

"dude i'm so chaunced right now" may immediately follow.

by Supreme Chauncellor November 22, 2007

chaulch

salsa, mmmm

want some chaulch! its good with chips.

by dickkazinya November 5, 2003