Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Chair-Clean

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.

We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.

by BootyBoater October 20, 2021

Chaipan

Chaipan is the cutest adorable person who doesnt swear or say dirty stuff

Chaipan: domt swear

by Sp.0nge_ September 2, 2021

Chair Emoji “🪑”

The chair emoji is an inside joke on TikTok. The joke is to use the “🪑” emoji in place of normal laughing emojis such as “😂” or “🤣”, and it was made for the sole purpose of confusing users who have not seen the joke’s original video. So now that you know, be sure to play it cool, alright 🪑

Comment 1: “LOL this video has me dying 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑”
Comment 2: “What’s with all the chair emojis?”
Comment 1: “What do you mean?”
Comment 2: “The chair emoji “🪑”?”
Comment 1: “You wouldn’t get it”

by It’s_Nyx September 13, 2021

chaimae

chamiae first she's Beautiful and powerful girl, She doesn't show her pain And she stays steadfast against her problems chaimae is life. PANDA

Me: hey panda
chaimae : hi rass tarro

by nz9 November 24, 2021

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

by opeth6669 January 13, 2022

dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015