Channing Tatum

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile

That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed

by Jiggle me dick May 2, 2013

cannibal

a cannibal is any creature that devours another of its own kind. yadda yadda yadda! you can joke about this stuff and all, but when your life is affected by something like that, you sort of warn people never to joke about it again, on pain of death!

crazy guy: i got this disgustingly funny picture of a couple of cannibal...

affected guy: what did i tell you? dont say i didnt warn you!

(affected guy then proceds to strangle crazy guy until crazy guy passes out)

by 'nuff said April 30, 2004

Cannif

Cannif is a common last name for weird families that are pale and pasty like gingers. Also, cannif could mean a total bitch who is fat and has a huge butt and cow legs. Most of these "Cannifs" are teachers in the 8th grade :).

"What a total cannif!"
"She's such a cannif, look at her legs!"
"Eww, she's a teacher in eighth grade, what a Cannif."

by theruler June 22, 2008

Cannibalopolis

A society in which a mass population of people who eat the flesh of other human beings live.

Usually the weak have the shortest lifespan in a cannibalopolis.

by schoy February 5, 2010

self-cannibalism

A practice of eating yourself. Its in the name, it's like eating your leg or arm and slowly devouring yourself.

She has turned to self-cannibalism and is slowly going insane.

by mrkittymeowface (i am a girl) December 17, 2015

richard ceann

Irish term for "Dick Head"

"You're man there is nothing but a Richard Ceann"

by Noelbrassilty April 5, 2017

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010