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Cannif is a common last name for weird families that are pale and pasty like gingers. Also, cannif could mean a total bitch who is fat and has a huge butt and cow legs. Most of these "Cannifs" are teachers in the 8th grade :).
"What a total cannif!"
"She's such a cannif, look at her legs!"
"Eww, she's a teacher in eighth grade, what a Cannif."
Cannif by theruler June 22, 2008
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narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
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Canning Town 

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
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Canning Town native
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CHRISTIAN CANIFF 

A prankster from Dallas known for his characters and his raw videos.

kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
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go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.
Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

Cannibowl 

One who invites oneself to partake in your weed, especially right as you light a freshly-packed bowl; a hybrid of cannabis and bowl and a homophone of cannibal.

Someone who Bogarts your bowl.
Pussy McGee: Yo, is that OG Kush? Let me hit that!
Eight-Foot Cock In Sunglasses: Fuck off you cannibowl.
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