Carpal tumblr

A specific type of Carpal Tunnel disease that you get from being on tumblr too long.

"Aw man I've been on tumblr so long, I think I've got Carpal tumblr."

by tumblrs July 8, 2012

carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012

Carpalphilia

A sexual fetish focused on the human wrist, mainly ones without smartwatches.

The North American Samsung execs are notorious for thier Carpalphilia.

by Joenos2 June 22, 2016

Carpacity

The storage space if a car; the amount a car can hold.

Wow, this is at its carpacity, we may need to remove some things.

by dunktown August 25, 2016

Carpanions

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.

They are not companions, they are carpanions

by Tm3811 March 6, 2017

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic

Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

by The smedders wrestler November 9, 2020

campanella

A sedici anni, quando le nostre giornate sono ancora scandite dalla campanella della scuola, siamo vincolate alla …

A sedici anni, quando le nostre giornate sono ancora scandite dalla campanella della scuola..

by Ciolabella June 1, 2017