candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 26, 2010

Carled

To get knocked out by your wife.

Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.

by Oral Hershizer October 30, 2006

pork candle

the male reproductive appendage.

I fucked her with my pork candle!

by nervegas April 30, 2010

Jew Candle

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

by sigmundfr3ud April 4, 2009

candle wicking

playing with one's nipple (with two fingers) till it becomes erect,

like putting out a candle with the fingers and the wick becomes hard. thats candle wicking.

by 13konayuki August 3, 2007

Candle Party

A group of people dropping hot wax on their nipples.

"When I said 'Candle Party', i didn't mean that's where the candle goes!"

by jcmp030594 February 12, 2012

sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.

hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!

by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009