Calarcian Dialogue

Dramatic dialogue that is purposefully somewhat awkward in order to mimic real speech, especially that of young people.

The show Winter Break by Joe Calarco is full of Calarcian Dialogue

by TSDennis April 19, 2022

calablous

a retarded lesbien with a dirty pussy

look it is a calablous

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

calaberdan

the act of being even more retarded then hilary clinton.

U R a freaking calaberdan!

by ash3r February 5, 2008

calafartastic

To fart really loudly in front of your boyfriend

Hannah Montanans performed calafartastics in front of her underwear model boyfriend

by palmogranate March 21, 2009

cacarass

An expletive derived from cracker, slang for a white person (from a slave master cracking a whip) and Ass for some one known for foolish acts or being unpleasant.

Often used as a reply given in shocked or appalled agreement such as 'motherfucker' or 'fuck me'

"Did you hear Jack tried to get me sacked?"
"Cacarass"

by mildlyinteresting April 5, 2009

Calaboot

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I will 'calaboot' your ass." (I will kick your ass, I will beat your ass, I will kiss your ass etc.)

"I am so calabooted right now." (I am so tired right now, I am so lit right now, I am so frustrated right now)

by Calaboot Master May 12, 2009

Calacanis

A tech-related hoax created to garner as much attention as possible for the poster. Examples include the buzz surrounding the Apple iPad.

Some random iPod repair company claims they have the first parts for the new iPhone. Sounds like a Calacanis to me.

by jacobfox February 8, 2010