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Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)
Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"
by afuckingtech February 11, 2024
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Daniel Cable

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.
by By eck August 10, 2017
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Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
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DIGITAL CABLE

A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
by trickmob January 16, 2008
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Cable

Malaysian slang for someone granted positions due to nepotism or association.
Sometimes used in Bahasa Malay as 'Kabel'
It's no surprised that he made it at such a young age because of cable.
by PickleDilly September 15, 2021
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Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."
by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023
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