Cyan Pilled

When an incel decides to go to the gym, go for a walk and realizes the true ability of the outdoors

“Did you here Johnny’s fatass is Cyan Pilled now”
“Finally he went outside”

by Enderblender December 11, 2021

Cyan

A stupid bitch that is hot but makes stupid choices in guys.

-So how's it going with you and Cyan?
-I don't know man, she's confusing as fuck.

by Paperpusseh October 22, 2011

cyaak

slang for cock.

duffy: whats your problem?

Jon: suck my CYAAK!

duffy: arrrigghhhtt!

by jdrizzy March 21, 2010

Cyanidic ass

It's when someone inhales nuts through their asshole and coughs up peices of the of nuts out through their asshole while leaving some bits inside halfway leaving cyanide and then dieing 2days later from cyanide poisoning

"Hey guys did you hear about Fred? He died from a major case of cyanidic ass, that sucks."

by Shresh September 2, 2019

Cyancyberthanatophobia

The fear of getting a Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD). Can happen at anytime but especially right after updating your OS, after working for a long period of time without saving ones work, or for no seemingly logical reason at all.

Person 1: Finally finished my 10,000 slide Power Point presentation. Which reminds me, I should save this.

Person 2: You haven't saved yet!? I have severe Cyancyberthanatophobia so I would be terrified of losing it all to a BSOD.

Person 1: Cyancyberthanatophobia? BSOD? I've never heard of it, probably because I use a Mac

Person 2: Oh well in that case, a BSOD is kinda like this. *Yeets Person 1's Mac into oncoming traffic*

by LanaBombTF February 5, 2020

cyansexual

leo's way to hide his raging homosexuality

leo is cyansexual

by geniuspuck October 29, 2021

Cyantist

A cyantist is a common term used to describe a creature that plays the hit video game Minecraft, sounds like a geek, and writes shit songs. A cyantist may also be called a Simon or cringe individual. The term "cyantist" originated from 2018 when a strange creature arrived and began to play Minecraft and write shitty songs. It is used frequently as an insult to other individuals.

That musical artist is such a cyantist its honestly making my ears bleed.

by Enoklan October 21, 2023