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Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?
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cripple

1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
by tom prough October 30, 2003
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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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Cripple That Bitch

A Term Used By Guys To Describe What They Would Do Sexually To A Hot Bitch
Dude 1: Man Look At That Fine Ass Hoe
Dude 2: I Would Totally Cripple That Bitch
by PimpMaster K November 21, 2009
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Cripple cake

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)
(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
by aries:) March 31, 2009
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Cripper

Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.
Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004
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cripple

an insult to use to ones friends when they are unable to do something.
or said when a disabled person is seen
'are you a fuckin cripple?!'
or
'i'd hate to be a cripple'
by 106_joN May 13, 2005
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