cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.

Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?

by Big dogg daddy November 8, 2017

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Operation NO COLLUSION

A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

I knew something was up immediately, ya'll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.

by rexmortus June 3, 2018

Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.

As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004

Conclusion

1. The result or outcome of an act or process.
2. To come to a conclusion too quickly, without sufficient thought or evidence.

1. After a tough hour with the math problem, he finally came to a conclusion.

2. "She saw me and her best friend on the couch talking and she jumped to conclusions"

by Rebanex May 18, 2008

commusion

noun, countable
an erroneous belief in something good about Communism

The youth of China would rather live the commusion that had been implanted in them by the character building system of the Chinese Communist Party than wake up to reality because if reality turns out to be something quite different than what they have learned, it means having to aware that they have wasted their youth on the commusion.

by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005