dashboard confessional

A band that makes you really think about how deep these guys really suck.

I had a best freind,
But she got ran over,
cause i forgot to put on the parking brake,
so my new best friend is you

My dog has run away
I am sad today
People think im gay
But really i go both ways

by Chris Dudley January 9, 2005

dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.

I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!

by Anonymous August 22, 2004

dashboard confessional

The greatest band ever formed
!

dashboard confessional is awesome like cheese pie ;)

by cheesemepie April 22, 2006

Dashboard Confessional

Man, why are people hating Dashboard. :| I'll backhand you all. I mean I am in love with them, but i listen to other stuff, too.

"... though the sparkle is gone your smile is in place so that everyone watching will see..."

by eMiLy <3 May 19, 2004

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette

“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions”

by ChickenLeg23 February 12, 2021