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Issues or Cashews

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."
by DuBigga in Dubai April 21, 2021
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Pure cash shit

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.
“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice
by Holdsteady11akaAnneMarie December 3, 2021
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mustache cash stash

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash
by Louiloui September 17, 2013
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cashing in your chips

to withdraw from any enterprise or venture that appears to be on a downturn, while you yourself still can keep any personal gains.
-from the poker (or similiar betting game involving playing cards) term, where one takes their remaining chips, representing the amount of money they have left, and trades them in for their value in cash.
"at the rate your shares in the company are going, as your financial advisor, I would seriously suggest you consider cashing in your chips. Sell them off while they are still worth something!"
by Bungalow Bill October 13, 2005
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hot stinky cash

Money you can afford to blow at the casino or strip club.
Yo' player I got ten large of hot stinky cash, let's hit up the strip club and casino!
by #1ABF December 8, 2014
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Lead Cashier

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Cash Carti

A nickname for popular artist / inventor of cartineese Playboi Carti.
by HagaRaga April 15, 2020
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