diarrhea boner

When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner

Pull the car over Spence, Andrews go a diarrhea boner.

by AskingForAFriend June 12, 2018

Bpd Boner

(Noun) When a person with Borderline Personality Disorder is set off, causing extreme distress, anger, or even aggression.

"Hey, do you want to go get Arby's?"
"No thanks, I just broke my favorite coffee cup and now I have a raging bpd boner."

by BalefulCypher December 24, 2018

No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

Love Boner

An erection created only from thinking of how in love you are without any sexual influence.

I’m rereading our last messages bc they are fucking beautiful and I have a love boner

by JohnJohnWordsWords December 17, 2020

Boner

When a guys dick is happy

"Man your boner is happy!"

by VastKilla February 6, 2015

Rusty Boner

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.

Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.

by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009

car boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

by Cinde April 27, 2006