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Britain

Home to the biggest ass holes in the world. These ass holes tend to be cocky, selfish, arrogant, stupid, and act like they own everyone and everything.
Britain sucks, you filthy Brits are all just mad the USA stole your world power seat!
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Britain

A country that put my country, "Das Land von Deutschland" into recession for no god damn reason (just like France). Blaming my people for World War 1. They did not even have anything to do with the problem that some part of Austria-Hungary wanted to break off for some stupid reason. if the stupid black hand didn't kill the arch duke,"Franz Ferinand' there probably wouldn't have been a World War 1 or 2. But no. Annoying accents. smells like shit and also looks like it. Mean people, also they have some stupid laws und was nicht. Bad flag obessed; with football. Made my people pay for all damages for World War 1. They also have some bad leaders like churchill. Allied with france for no reason. Wanted harsh punishments for country when they did not do anything wrong in the first place. They are and still are a major threat to my country,"Germany". the people are just as mean,stupid, and annoying as they are in France. Basically, one of the worst countrys in Europe. They also drive on the other side of the car and road. are those stupid jackasses trying to kill people by creating an accident. They have a bad flag and mean stupid people with annoying accents like the french. They are not smart people, very rude and a major threat to thy people,"the GERMANS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also say, "bloody hell" to much.
jerks,french,idiots,mean,stupid, Britain
by ffsfsfdfd March 8, 2009
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brita

A particularly ugly woman. Named after the water filter that "reduces hardness".
"I didn't realise she was a brita until the morning when my beer googles had worn off"
by Crundy April 24, 2008
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Britain

A country largely known by Irish people as: "Those pompous pricks who stole our country". Britain felt that, as the Irish were incapable of coherent thought, they would be doing us a favour by coming into our country, killing our people and forcing their language and religion down our throats. They are infamous for producing the "Black and Tans", a group of disgusting thugs who murdered a great deal of Irish people throughout the early 20th century. They held the greatest nation captive for seven hundred years - and succeeded in making us speak their language. They still hold six counties in the North of Ireland, as they successfully brainwashed the people there into believing that they WERE British.
Pompous person 1: "I do say, King Henry VIII, oughn't we do something about that silly little island next door? I do believe they speak some incoherent Gaelic language, and it is not nearly as coherent and wonderful as our beautiful language. They haven't got the same intelligence as we have in Britain."

King Henry VIII: "Yes, yes, do whatever you want, I've got a wife to execute! I do agree that our culture of murder and pillage is far better than whatever they do. Not that I know anything about them."
by Hollamachine October 15, 2011
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Little britan

The worst TV show ever, that disabled guy that says ya i know was only good in Shooting Stars.
I dont see the humour, its not funny its repetitive and boring.
by Triple J May 1, 2005
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leave Britany alone

Stop bothering me, stop being so critical....
Use when someone has been harassing you, use "leave Britany alone" and the phrase is all inclusive to your problems
by Cameron M M October 30, 2007
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Britany

Britany is a non loyal, lying, piece of shit. She will be your “friend” for about 3 years, and always ask for your things and never give them back. Then she will go ahead and just disregard that your other friend is really shy and has problems with being the center of attention sometimes. She will also ignore that you have an ever growing severe anxiety, that gives you panic attacks if you push too far. She will always lie. And if you are caught doing something that can get her in trouble, she throws you and whoever she can under the bus. And if you even THINK. Of letting your family make you move across the country, DONT LET THEM. Britany will just wait until your not in the picture anymore. And then she will pounce on your other friend. Who she has been friends with since KINDERGARTEN!! She will just jump at her prey, and devour them. Call them fat, ugly, and make it so their scared of showing their hobbies to the world. Britany will hurt your friend, that you cant help. She will find out that your friend doesn't have anyone to help them. She will crush your friend’s dreams. And just make you feel so bad about yourself because you cant help someone that was an actual friend in all of this chaos. You can only hope that they are doing fine...
In conclusion... I hope Britany gets what she fucking deserves.
by someone who hates mineta January 13, 2020
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