Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 9, 2009

Face Bitching

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.

Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.

by Surveying fool April 28, 2013

bitching

when a girl start compelting about something.
it between crying and competing.

ok if she is not crying or competing, she is bitching

by guy talk April 19, 2010

brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.

"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."

by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005

Fat Breathing

When someone breathes overly hard, unnecessarily into a gaming microphone producing a very annoying windy effect to other gamers. This sound its what it sounds like when a fat person is breathing heavily, like when they walk up a flight if stairs.

Dude, quit fat breathing in your mic, it's so annoying!

by Veggie Face July 25, 2010

Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.

"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

by SteveMyMainMan July 9, 2016