Braeden

A 6ft crack head that can steal over 300 monsters, but can't steal a few Starbucks drinks

"I finally caught that crackhead Braeden stealing"

by YahBoiBigBoi March 3, 2020

Braedos

An absolute BOSS!!!

That guy was such a Braedos! Did you see the way he did that shit!

by Carbon Fibre August 20, 2010

Braeden

A kid that want to suck on that pp but cant get it anyeays so he has to get a beard and he cant play games good but he tries to play anyways

By the way Braeden from quail valley frick you and why did you have to take my crush from me

I know a lot about you and i will figure out more, i will figure out everything and kill you then i will get autumn

Girl 1: Cant you tell he wants the pp
Girl 2: yeah thats braeden he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: Ohh he is such a braeden

by JacobMaverick July 28, 2019

Braelynn

Really extremely fruity. Likes emo things kinda concerning but I love her anyway. Loves true crime, like me :) has pet rats and overall a best friend everybody needs. If you find one like her, take her to olive garden and get her a bug juice.

``I give BRAELYNN a 10 outta 10.``🦐

by Mesmerize<3 December 26, 2021

Braedon

Braedon, a manipulative cheating boy, licenseless and diplomaless . He can’t hold a girl for longer then two weeks. Nor can he resist to cheat on them with fat, ugly, tall, bunion, bitchy, thin haired girls. He also can’t resist the urge (when he’s jealous) to use his girlfriends, then go on to ignore them on months end. He can’t change his mentality, physic or how he acts. His girlfriend finally breaks up with him, after all of the crap that he added to her already crappy life, and instead of being her friend like he told her prior to her breaking up with him. He blocks her multiple times. Later after 4 months of having her blocked he unblocks her, he goes to pretend that he was extremely ‘emotionally abused’ by his ex. Then gets jealous and calls said ex ‘loose’ as if he ever took female sex organ anatomy, ps, he didn’t.

Moral of the story, he deserves anything that happens to him in the next 5 years, because you can’t just go around and crap on peoples already shitty lives just because your parents don’t discipline you.

Hey did you hear about that girl named E***** and her ex Braedon?

Oh yea! He treated her like fucking shit! As if he'd ever understand how exhausting her life is

by x.X2233 November 27, 2021

Braedigh

Fat , ugly , worthless , annoying & moody idoit who should do train tracks

Hey uno that braedigh girl she’s fat

by Opsy June 20, 2020

Braetie

Braeties are weird, socially inept children between the ages of 5 and 8 years old. They're commonly spawned from the consumation of a Braedon and Caitie.
They are generally weird looking with glasses and are extremely talented at Jeopardy and Scrabble.
They have no friends.
Braeties are likely to be mentally retarded.

"I saw a Braetie on the street yesterday"

"Was it talking to its hand?"

by Kargos February 5, 2010