boink

Can Be a 1.)Sound Effect Or 2.)a verb ( I learned this in English)
1.)Bouncing noise...
2.) Used to Describe having sex, in a less awkward way

1.) It Boinked off the side of the wall and hit her in the face
2.) You can't just Go around Boinking Whoever you want!?!

by Jordan m.d. November 22, 2003

boink

to engage in sex

I boinked some one

by Sam Ross November 18, 2006

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.

Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.

by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008

boing baa

a news broadcast nobody listens to, where nothing makes any sense

"Welcome to BOIINNNNGGGG BAAAAAAA NEWWWWSSSS!!!!"

by chuck2134 November 20, 2004

Boingo

a line of cocaine.

They were up doing boingos off my cofee table all night

by P Nutty May 9, 2009

Biting doughnut holes

The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat

John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes

by MC-SJ May 7, 2011