Boober

The worlds best boyfriend.
A sexy man who would do anything in his power to make sure his partner is well taken care of, in every way ;)
He's not only your boyfriend, but your bestfriend and protector as well.
He's someone you don't wanna imagine your life without, and won't have too cause he's around for good.

Sorry girl! Can't go out tonight.

Me and my Boober have our own plans ;)

by Redubb. June 4, 2014

booger pipe

A pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. The meth resembles a booger when it cools on the bottom of the pipe.

Tim was smoking his booger pipe when the air conditioning kicked on and his pipe broke in his hand.

by Whocaresanyway? July 10, 2009

crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.

Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.

by cesever August 23, 2007

Booger

An annoying person that you can't get away from. Much like a booger, this person is very annoying and the only way to get rid of them is by wiping them off to someone else. The other person must now deal with this annoying booger.

"Here comes the booger"
"Man I can't stand this guy he won't go away!"

by 808s&heartbreak January 12, 2009

boofer

The Term Boofer in western Pa. Is used to describe a person who dresses poorly. A person who is unkempt.

"I can't go out like this. I look like a Boofer"

by Dana October 21, 2003

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!

"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."

by Heather Megan April 8, 2008

Boofer Fishing

When walking through an area where Boofers gather, you grab small change you have in your pocket and whip it across the floor or ground and watch the boofers run after it. Pennies, nickles, dimes work great but quarters give the best results. Boofers have been known to attack and sometimes in rare cases even kill their own kind for quarters.

Brian: Wanna go Boofer Fishing?
Seth: I've only got a couple dimes.
Brian: Thats enough for Boofer Fishin. They chase anything.

by Its_what_I_do22 September 21, 2011