new jersey air balloon

When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.

That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.

by sheriffffirehs September 8, 2019

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018

New Orleans Water Balloon

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.

I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon

by Tomrizi1 November 10, 2010

bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010

Ballon d'Or

FIFA Best player of the year award

He is the best player in the world.
He won Ballon d'Or.

by Matejix August 22, 2016

Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.

See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.

by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013

Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.

I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!

by Phair May 28, 2006