Blue Balls

A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels.

You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?

After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls!

by KingMuffin July 7, 2009

BlueBalz

BlueBalz is a joking name for the 2D fighting game "BlazBlue".

I was playing BlueBalz with my friend and he always chooses Hakumen!

by Kaymactimus August 9, 2010

blue balls

An excuse I used to get laid in high school.

give me some head, bitch, I've got blue balls

by body of christ August 27, 2004

BaseballSex

You put ping pong balls in your girls ass and she pops em out and you try to use your dick as a bat and if you hit one you win

Dude last night i was on some Dank shit me and my girl did some baseballsex shit was trippy

by Fucktwelve December 4, 2013

Glueballs

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

blue balls

When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurts

Jim: aww awww yes Jessica!!!
Jessica: why didn't you cum???
Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(

by mypenis:) May 7, 2009

Blue Balls

A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.

Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.

by Perenium Poker May 27, 2018