Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com

Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

by fup duck September 5, 2011

The Blog Father

A person who is constantly online writing new blogs on their web page. Usually is a pretty cool blogger.

"DeShaun is always updating his myspace. He's the blog father, son."
"Word!"

by Budhacris October 4, 2005

Grunge blog

A blog where trashy meets glamor in alternatitve fashion, hair, photographs, and drugs.

A photograph of a girl with black lipstick has the caption "~♥Click for Grunge Blog♥~"

by Pinkieswore March 10, 2012

Dear FAIL Blog

As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.

Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009

Glenny Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.

'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'

by TreeThing December 9, 2008

aint ur blog

Is said when a user from a forum begins to rant about something that should be said on a blog.

Person 1: I'm tired of everyone using memes, like grow up?

Person 2: aint ur blog lad

by RuneServ3r January 17, 2011