blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 7, 2004

bryan bates

A feral apex predator who does not deserve any pleasure in life. Lonely, uncharismatic, and selfish, this being will rip your dick off along with your will to live.

Hey man, you're acting like that Bryan Bates, what're you gonna do next, suck my dick, then cheat on me with a frog?

by PureValuableSewageTrash May 20, 2018

gaje blades

a form of interpretive dance, originating in Europe during the Black Plague, it normally involves mass amounts of hand and leg movements, while "shaking your tail feather" Frowned upon in most nations in the world for extremely provocative.

Phil: Hey Ted what is that dance you are doing??
Ted: Why Phil it is an interpretive dance, known as the gaje blades, you know, to get the ladies.
Susan: DO ME!!
Ted: Yes Mam!

by bigbootyhoe123 January 15, 2011

blaterz

it means blatantly laterz, i js made it up but i rekon u shud all use it

tim: "hey man cya 2nite"
preston: "ye..blaterz"

by jake c-d December 25, 2008

mad bates

similar to master bates; opposite of happy bates; someone who doesn't give a shit

Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.

by mad abby December 19, 2011

bloody blades

When two lesbians are on their period and they scissor.

Oh my god sally and Jessie were caught doing bloody blades.

by Mrcockmegee June 22, 2017

ryan james bates

A person who doesn’t like non-whites and has a hairy lower back

Bro shave your back you look like a Ryan James Bates!
Nah bro it defines who I am!

by Chester McBadbat November 28, 2019