Like Your Birth 

Synonym for either That's What She Said or Yo' Mama. Use at the end of a sentence to further humiliate or demean someone.

Liz: Why did you tell Karen that I said she wasnt fat?
Sarah: Because.
Liz: That was uncalled for.
Sarah:...Like your Birth.

Like Your Birth by Sarah McNasty March 24, 2009

Roman Birth Control 

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

Roman Birth Control by griffbeats August 12, 2009

Show me the birth certificate 

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

Show me the birth certificate by arkemedes June 1, 2011

Draw them giving birth 

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”

Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth

Draw them giving birth by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

give birth to a negro 

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

give birth to a negro by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

anal birth 

The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.

S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)

anal birth by sexonabeach April 26, 2007

giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

giving birth by dexter delay February 4, 2003