This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003
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Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009
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He's probably blumpjerking
by matt & ron January 18, 2011
Get the blumpjerk mug.Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.
by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009
Get the blumpkeroni mug.you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure
by king blumpkin January 27, 2008
Get the self blumpkin mug.When a woman recieves cunnilingus whilst defecating. The Blumpkina is far more taboo than the Blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. It is very possible to get a condition known as Brown Chin Syndrome this way.
My girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but I had to stop giving them after I got Brown Chin .
by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006
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