beonka

A very sweet girl , very pretty !

wow beonka is so nice

by Bfjakhuh March 4, 2020

Beowulf

When you take a small shit, start wiping, and then you realize you have more shit to shit.

Comes from the story of Beowulf, where the titular hero kills the monster Grendel, spends years rebuilding his city, and then Grendel's mother comes along and starts shit again.

John: Dude, you were in there for a long time.

Jack: Yeah, dude it was a total Beowulf. I thought I was done and then I got a second helping.

by eds424 August 14, 2009

Beowulf

an epic poem about beowulf, the great hero guy who came with a bunch of geats to dane-land and saved hrothgar from grendel by ripping out grendel's arm and thus killing him

beowulf then proceeds 2 kill grendel's mum (who isnt much better) and eventually kills a dragon but this costs him his life b/c he gets slashed in like the jugular

im'a read beowulf cos he ripped a guys arm off

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

jeow beow

is a fraze for A fluster of dinglebarries, and duck butter piled into the crack of your ass.has pubickhair, ball sweet, sparm, toothpaste,cumbubbles mixed in and packed into a ball and stuffed in your asshole. put their by your friends when your ass passed out having long sex.

My friend Billy got Jeow beowed last night.

by Bryan Gaugh January 19, 2008

Beowulfness

being manly to the extreme

"I showed off my beowulfness by stomping on the ants, to show her what a real man was."

by malice_eyes December 30, 2007

Beougher

A level of inebriation

Dude, I drank 14 bottles of Dos Equis and was so Beoughered!

by Frackle July 8, 2010

beocheez

Used to describe a person who looks as though they smell like a combination of body odor and cheese. Often characterized by stringy hair, pale skin, or outfits that mix brown and black together.

This room smells like beocheez. Oh, Katie just got here.

Eew, look at that girl. She's so beocheez.

by YouAshhole January 14, 2016