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bell job

A sexual act in which a well endowed woman places her breasts on either side of her partner's head then bangs them back and forth - the breasts being the bell and the head being the clapper.
"My head is still ringing from that bell job Francine gave me last night!"
by FMR January 30, 2007
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inappropriate bell

The hotel call bell employed by Anthony of the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio channel 202. When an overly racist or lewd comment is uttered, one of Anthony's many jobs is to ring the bell, thereby signifying that at least in one of the host's minds, a line has been crossed.
Opie: "Freaknik is like spring break for black people."
Jimmy: "Except they don't have to worry about going back to that pesky college."
Anthony: *ding* *ding* *ding* (ringing of inappropriate bell, laughter ensues)
by DevilMike September 22, 2005
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Bella Swan

Possibly one of the worst written, most irritating characters in modern literature.
Bella is a whiny, two-faced idiot, with a severe vampire complex.
I don't understand how Stephenie Meyer managed to get a degree. I really don't.
Teenage girls that like vampires should not be allowed to read. That way, shitty vampire novels about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen would keep out of our bookstores.
by Mo'suckra November 30, 2011
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Bella Swan

Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga
Bella Swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me.
-whinge whinge-
-cut-
by Shelby Peatling [woot] February 21, 2009
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Bell Drop

A bell drop is something that, unfortunately, only large people can do. Those of the skinny who want to do this must become lazier and eat at McDonalds more often.

While receiving oral pleasure, you take the girth of your stomach and rub it ever so gently on the top of your partners head. It is suggested (though not required) that you also make small moans and compliment them on their technique.

Then, right as you are about to ejaculate, you hoist your stomach up and then at the exact moment of explosion, you drop your stomach on their head.
Man, I just bell dropped the shit out of my girlfriend
by JesusChristMD March 30, 2011
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Bell's Man-ladder

When two existing all-male human centipedes are further sewn together at the wangs using a space-docking arrangement, thus forming an easily climbable rope-ladder like apparatus.
We threw Trav's gay porn on the roof to stop him being such a fag, but he just built a Bell's Man-ladder to climb up and get it.
by NormB November 11, 2011
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Taco Bell Hangover

The feeling of sickness you get after eating mass amounts of Taco Bell
Dude, I have the worst Taco Bell hangover. I'll be in the bathroom for a while.
by Anomynous669 March 6, 2010
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