Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

behailu

A handsome very nice person who gives every thing he has to his children and will be the best dad to his children. Also a kind hearted person and will always keep you safe.

Behailu is a very nice person.

by 12345$$$$$ September 28, 2020

Behavior Card Day Videos

Although mostly known as "Dead Meat Videos", a very controversial types of videos created by Adamkleinschmidt2003 in October 17, 2011. They usually take place on a classrom, and a teacher names the colors of each card, and what their purposes are. A student (usually the uploader's least favorite character of all time) makes fun of the teacher and then gets in a dead meat. The worst cards are usually either red and black cards.

"Behavior Card Day Videos and Dead Meat Videos should be cancelled!" - Windows 10

by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

Cuntish Behavior

An action which involves a high amount of dickishness, so much so that it may be called cuntish behavior; this

"Calvin refused to give me a beer. Cuntish behavior man."

"He is an avid participant in cuntish behavior."

by Niggarachi-117 February 18, 2011

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

bayonne beatin'

get beat down sincly, bare knuckles until you scream like a little bitch.

I gave that bitch a "bayonne beatin'" that he will never forget

by Zean Johnson February 2, 2009