Beanising

Beanisassing, beanis. A word derived from the laziness of a person named Gilbert. They tend to mooch off the government and steal from loved ones. They can always be found on vacation on others dime or posting pictures of them working on social media with pictures that are years old. People who beanis claim to be making approximately 6x more on average per year than they actually made.

*posts a picture on Instagram of his workbooks with a triple time and a half caption” Gilbert is beanising again today🙄.

by Beanisassing May 9, 2022

Beansth

An arbitrary exclamation that can be used in numerous different situations of varying complexity.

One last beansth and I'll be gone.

Beansth check, everyone show your beansth.

by MyLifeAsAChickenNugget June 7, 2022

beanstacker

A slur for someone with autism.

Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

Alexis Benita Ayala

This amazing person shows a lot of gum-shun. She is very special. She’s caring, loving, warm, and her natural beauty comes from within. She is very intellectual. She writes with her left hand and draws with both. She’s very artistic, and she has a training background. She is smart beyond belief. One might say, she was from the ancients times. She is loved by GOD and blessed from all eternity.

Alexis Benita Ayala you are so beautiful.

by The dimensions October 11, 2023