Batman

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

by The Batman Advisory Team October 6, 2008

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

bethan

A beautiful girl who strikes jealousy into the hearts of haters.

Hey Jake, whose that beautiful girl? I dont know Tom but she is beautiful. Her name must be bethan.

by Jacques van Rhyn July 19, 2016

bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

crank dat batman

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.

I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.

by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008

batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

by the_intern June 28, 2008

holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011