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you're going to hell in a hand basket 

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.
Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

fruits basket

A wonderful anime that is hilarious and moralistic. Very lovable. Was originally a comic for girls in Japan. Can be enjoyed by people of all ages and genders.
Episode 14 is hilarious. The characters are very original. The idea is also original.
fruits basket by magnawizzard December 11, 2003

Chili nut basket

Pitching chili nuts or peanuts (preferably the former, due to the resemblance to basket balls) into cleavages. The smaller the cleavage, the higher the score, plus extra score for long distance shots. Slam dunks also highly credible, but only for the brave.
Man, I sunk a nut in an A-cup when chili nut basketing at the party last night!
Chili nut basket by Will and Jay September 30, 2006

Easter Basket 

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larrys girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
Easter Basket by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

Horny nigga laundry basket 

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

crotch basket 

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"