Full Bars

A phrase used in response to "how are you feeling?" or a question asking for a person's energy level or level of engagement.

"Full Bars" references our cell phone society and our dependence on "full bar" reception.

For a person ready to go out all night, one would ask a friend, "How are you feeling?"

"Full bars."

Synonym: "low bars"

by Rocro November 29, 2011

e-barred

Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.

Roy received an email and was e-barred from the brewery for being an ass-hat.

by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016

Genius Bar

Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.

- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.

Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.

Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.

Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.

- Genius Bar staff

by Squag tentacles November 25, 2018

open bar

1) a bar where the drinks are free
2) something that troy does not have at his wedding

1) man, I'm drunk. Thank you open bar
2) man, I'm sober. Wish there was an open bar

by Matt Hemlepp February 2, 2003

Bar Skank

A women who frequents bars, tavens, and nightclubs for the singular purpose of getting laid. This is usually accomplished by sucking down free drinks from desperate losers. Whatever loser guy hits that magic number of drinks to get here completely wasted gets the prize;A worn out vaginia that resembles an old catchers mit.

Stay away from that Bar Skank, her crabs have herpes!

by Dethphone January 1, 2010

Bar Wench

A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.

Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"

by Wenchabuser. December 13, 2012

Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.

Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.

by McSandtrap October 10, 2005