4 definitions by Squag tentacles
A bunch of jobless retards that fight with other gangs, often getting killed or arrested in the process, for land that is owned by the federal government (called the hood)
by Squag tentacles July 16, 2018
Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.
- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.
- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.
Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.
Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.
Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.
- Genius Bar staff
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.
Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.
Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.
- Genius Bar staff
by Squag tentacles November 25, 2018
A form of music that sounds like a stroke victim trying to deliver a speech; it is often incomprehensible and illogical. Characteristics of Mumble Rap include:
1) The rapper's stage name starts with "Lil" (Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, etc.)
2) Lyrics are about sex, money, drugs, or fame with no originality
3) Mumble Rap is most often listened to by emotionally confused teens that get high (or vape) in groups in public areas
1) The rapper's stage name starts with "Lil" (Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, etc.)
2) Lyrics are about sex, money, drugs, or fame with no originality
3) Mumble Rap is most often listened to by emotionally confused teens that get high (or vape) in groups in public areas
"...I didn't wanna rap like all these other rappers that's rapping right now with their same cadence... I can do it:
HEeDAHBAH-DUBAHDAH-UHH! HUuMANA-DUBADAH-BAHHH! DAABAHAEADAHAEBUADAH!"
- Snoop Dogg, 2015 on mumble rap
HEeDAHBAH-DUBAHDAH-UHH! HUuMANA-DUBADAH-BAHHH! DAABAHAEADAHAEBUADAH!"
- Snoop Dogg, 2015 on mumble rap
by Squag tentacles July 1, 2018
A Minor Attracted Person (MAP) is another word for "asshole", "scumbag", or "pedophile".
the word "MAP" was created by child molesters to disassociate themselves from the word "pedophile" because pedophiles are usually considered the lowest scum on earth in most parts of the world.
You will usually see these degenerate pieces of human trash on social media such as Facebook or Twitter promoting sexual contact with minors A.K.A. "MAP Positivity".
Fun fact: anyone who identifies as a "MAP" on social media have a 100% chance of being registered to a FBI child predator watchlist and is being monitored.
the word "MAP" was created by child molesters to disassociate themselves from the word "pedophile" because pedophiles are usually considered the lowest scum on earth in most parts of the world.
You will usually see these degenerate pieces of human trash on social media such as Facebook or Twitter promoting sexual contact with minors A.K.A. "MAP Positivity".
Fun fact: anyone who identifies as a "MAP" on social media have a 100% chance of being registered to a FBI child predator watchlist and is being monitored.
Pedophile: "MAP Positivity! Remember that MAPs are human beings too!"
Parents: "Remember that the 6 year old that you molested 10 years ago is now in a mental hospital scarred for life!"
Parents: "Remember that the 6 year old that you molested 10 years ago is now in a mental hospital scarred for life!"
by Squag tentacles September 15, 2020