Balldaddy

Master of the Universe, King of the Castle, The Daddy of them all. Nuff Said.

Damn, that Balldaddy is one cool motha fucka!

by smokeyMcG July 29, 2009

Ballnormous

A person, generally a man, who is large in stature, well-muscled, and who sets the standard in not-to-be-fucked-with. Such a person is usually left alone by others, except when some random (usually drunk) idiot gets the wise idea to start something. This random idiot is always quickly beaten to a bloody pulp before having his testicles ripped off and shoved down his own throat.

Man 1: Duuuude! Look at that huge bruiser! He looks like he could snap your back with two fingers!

Man 2: Yeah... he's freakin ballnormous!

by CrimeBoss139 March 19, 2011

Balldickulous

A series of events that suck balls and cause extreme inconvience.

I replaced the rim on my tire after hitting a curb only to have the side wall blow out of the tire three miles down the road, after putting on the spare it also blew half way to the auto shop. This is fing balldickulous!

by Lexhenner April 28, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

BallHoe

A Football player with incredible talent who has a knack for always being around the football . Thus resulting in big plays on the field with the football ex. Touchdowns ,Interceptions ,Forced fumbles , Recovered fumbles, Kick returns , Punt block s, Big Tackles

Dam that guy makes a lot of catches on the field he must be a ballhoe

Wow where did he come from seem like he's making all the tackles today dam He must be a ballhoe

Ed Reed is always around the football and gets alot of interceptions yeah I know he's a ballhoe

Deion Sanders is known for always having the football in his hand that #21 is a ballhoe

by AlldayErrday September 5, 2012

Ballbooter

A woman who uses sneaky dramatic tactics to enhance her sexual encounters with internet, smartphones websites, and often lies to the guy she is with in order to continue her putrid existence until the guy has confronting evidence of her lowly existence, which she denies, then suddenly moves onto the next guy. Often these women use their children, and say things like, "Oh, you are the first one in ten years."

Friedrich: Hey Jerry, did you hear about Ginny?
Jerry: No, dude, what did she do now?
Friedrich: Man, she did it again. Got some guy to believe she was a celibate chaste by using those ballbootertease tactics again, and when the dude found out about her past, she started to cry.
Jerry: Yeah, she is such a ballbooter. How does she get away with it? Guess ballbooters know how to find chaste dudes!
Friedrich: Yeah, ballbooter logic. Yeah, ballbooter logic.

by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013

ballonin

When a drunk girl or guy gets drunk off their head on alcohol/drugs and acts like a spaz/moron

"Look at leah over there she's ballonin"

by theartofkate January 20, 2014