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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck
I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*
by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022
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Fregley Bond

by Fregley Bond February 14, 2022
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Mikell bond

Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds
by Fgtttttazzzz November 23, 2021
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word is bond

Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where hirstorically traders woul tell each other "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing
"Cause I'm frontin' in my ride, and my word is bond" -- LL Cool J
by ac January 31, 2004
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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
by Adrian August 9, 2007
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james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
by J-Dizz December 28, 2005
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