breeding tag

(noun) a wedding ring.

As soon as I saw the breeding tag on his/her finger, I knew he/she was off limits.

by shootandrun July 12, 2007

Its only a bleedin' whistle

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

by jimmymc22 April 2, 2009

Breeding Material

The use of the term breeding, but directed at the individual as a complement as they look hothouse, sexy or overall pleasant that the complementer wants to breed with that person.

Dude that girl is bare breeding material!
Pump her up quick!

by Culture_Hunter256 August 23, 2021

Breeding Plumage

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.

Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.

by js1995 January 13, 2010

bleedin'

word used to emphasize others

"They were this bleedin' big"
"The film was bleedin' deadly"
"Ya bleedin' eejit"

by Cully April 1, 2003

Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

bleezing

scottish slang used to describe some one when they are drunk, minced, hammered

"omg i shouldn't have drank so much last night i was bleezing"

"i have some hangover i was bleezing last night"

by lolee July 8, 2005