Super Master Ass Blaster

This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.

Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.

by ch4drock December 11, 2008

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011

Ass Blaster

The president of the United States, George Bush.

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

by Barbara Bush's Vagina October 13, 2006

meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)

That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.

by mefron July 29, 2008

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004