bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 8, 2003

Chuck Berry

When you fart in the mouth of the person eating your asshole.

This term is named after the musician Chuck Berry and his sex tape in which he farts into a hooker's mouth whilst she ate his ass. He did it on purpose.

My boyfriend gave me a Chuck Berry last night.

by Nowheremann January 4, 2017

a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

by Fudgie October 30, 2003

Bert

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)

damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that

by Priscaaay April 4, 2009

Berryquake

When someone constantly calls your blackberry over and over again until you answer. Typically occurs when you are at work and have your blackberry on vibrate and it's laying on your desk.

Jeff- Man! She called again?! Talk about a berryquake!

by JZ Money14 April 16, 2009

Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

dirty bert

after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.

ernie gave burt a 'dirty bert.'

by heman July 1, 2006