bacon

Skipping yards in a swimming set. Typically done by the scum of the earth, like the douches over at Fremd High School.

George: Yo homes, we got a butterfly set comin up maaaaaaan.
Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.

by manofdaeast January 18, 2011

bacon

the sack of fatty fat that hangs from a cat or occaisionally a person's mid-section.

hey... there goes mr. whiskers! look at that bacon wiggle.

by ninjapants September 13, 2003

Bacon

Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

by NCSU April 22, 2003

bacon

Name given to those who sizzle with grease and beg to be braked for

"I Brake for Bacon"

by The NWEB Masters May 23, 2005

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bacon

A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon

Hey Bacon, fuck off

by bacon-hater March 10, 2005

bacon

1. the sound and smell made when two overweight (FAT ASS) people fuck.

2. the sound made by a fat woman's pussy when she walks.

1. Did you hear Doc and Ashlyn making bacon??

2. the fat woman's pussy said "baacon, baaacon, baaacon.."

by Gabrielle February 18, 2005