Autistic

A word coined by most TikTok users, which they put in their bio to either seek attention or to justify having said the most ignorant bullshit known to man. Separate from people who ACTUALLY have autism.

Person 1: Dude, you see that fat blue haired chick who said all men are rapists, and that straight people shouldn’t have human rights? Turns out she’s autistic.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can’t call her out on her faulty logic, because then I’d be an ableist.

by Doomah May 23, 2021

Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008

Autistic screech

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!

An autistic screech is REEEEEEEE!

by Shzhshzuxux May 4, 2020

Automatic Secure Voice Communications Network

A worldwide HF secure voice network developed to fulfill DOD long-haul, secure voice (radiotelephone requirements.

I have no idea why i put this in here

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

Autisticised

To go into great detail about something, to the point where it seems unnecessary.

My PowerPoint seems pretty Autisticised so I'm sorry if it takes a while. (Not intended to be an offensive definition for autistic people)

by StirfriedBacon November 27, 2014

automatic fade

- the act of immediate retaliation without second thought.

Cornrow Wallace steps on sneakers.

Earl "The Snake" White : Ey, dawg, ey! You stepped on my sneakers, that's an automatic fade!
(Swings and connects with Cornrow's Face)

by osbluce February 4, 2015

Autistic Playtoy

noun. Those 3-sided "Fidget Spinners" that people play with in the middle of class to releave stress. Created for the initial purpose of calming the autistic down. Also known as "Autism Toys." Seriously, look that shit up.

"Look at my rare gold and dark blue fidget spinner!"
"I don't want to watch you play with your autistic playtoy you degenerate fuck."

by Back off. May 17, 2017